ThE diNnEr

Just got back from the Malaysian BAR Annual Dinner and Dance night 2011.
The BAR is like the lawyer association of Malaysia.

It was like such a lucky chance for me as my firm paid for our tickets for us to go. The table cost RM 1600 man .... Soooo different from the usual RM500 per table food and treatment. Hahahha ~

It was held at doubletree by hilton hotel, and the theme was 'RETRO'. I wear quite normal la ... coz just an attachee only ... don't want to be too outstanding. I even did my own make up which didn't look anything like make up at all ( i feel like i'm so wasting the make up products because everytime after i finish make up ... no one would realize that i actually did make up. =___="" )

I met my lecturers there and it was such a pleasant surprise. I also met an old schoolmate back from my hometown. I get to know my colleagues closer from this dinner ... which is a good thing. I'm actually a quiet girl in their impression. hahahaha ~ so untrue ... wait till they get to know the real me >,<

So there was this one stand up comedy guy, Douglas Lim, a funny guy really. He made one joke which i think i MUST share with you all ...

There is this survey made that proves Malaysian Police are the BEST and MOST EFFICIENT police in the whole world. How is that possible ? Read on ...

3 police from 3 different countries were called on. The American Police, The China Police and the Malaysian Police. The man wanted to know which country has the BEST police. SO he took a rabbit and let it go in a forest. Then the American Police is asked to look for the rabbit and bring it to him.

So the American Police started going "tik tok tiik tok ...tak tak takta tak ..." on his keyboard and then "tut tut tut tut tut ..." send signals to the satelite in the sky which scans the whole forest "twing ... twing... twing ... recalculating ... twing ... twing ... twing"and then by using the infra red .. they found the location of the rabbit ! So they send their man into the exact location and brought the rabbit before the man. It took them 3 days and they spent about RM3mil just to find the rabbit ( because they use expensive satelite .. unlike "some country" that use the cheap satelite called Asxxo where if a bit rain then the signal will gone d ..>.< )

Then it's the China Police turn. So the China Police called upon ALL their police in the whole country and line them up in ONE straight line. Then they all started marching in a straight row going "1 ... 2 ... 1 ... 2 ... 1 ... 2 ...1 ... 2 ... " and suddenly "1 ... 2 ... 1 ... ta ma de ! Oh ... ! Rabbit Found !! " then they all started marching back again in a row. They spend about 1 day to find the rabbit and it cost them nothing because all the police in China are always proud and willing to serve for their mother country.

Then now .. it's the Malaysian Police turn. They sent ONLY 2 inspector. Then the 2 police inspector went in and looked for the rabbit. After about 45 minutes, they came out already. But there was no rabbit with them. Instead, there is this one BIG brown BEAR following behind them. The bear's hand is in handcuff and it is badly beaten up.

Wondering why is it ?? Well .. when the man asked them where's the rabbit, they pointed to the Bear and guess what the Bear said ...

"Ok ... Ok ... OK ... i admit ... i admit ... i am the rabbit. I am THE rabbit."

HAHAHahhAhAHHAhahhHAHAhhHHAhahhaHAHah ~

*get the joke ? Too bad if you don't !!